Things I learned this week...

1. I do not have lice which is good. Very very good news.
2. A lot of girls have lice.
3. What lice look like.
4. European liceis different from American lice - who knew?
5. Torrential downpours + tents = bad
6. Torrential downpours + shack = still bad
7. You can fit six people in the back of one car and still cheers to everything that is "great" in the world
8. Sometimes somebody elses problems are just what you need to forget your own
9. American's don't like Earl Grey (I know it's shocking)
10. How to lose weight the Aloha way - become a vegetarian as you won't get fed (I am doing the opposite- never fear)
11. I can not perform a haka but people here think I can
12. American's will believe anything if you say it's from your own country.
13. People here don't know what capsicum is.
14. People can't understand me and have just been nodding at me.
15. Fake it till you make it.
16. I still do not have lice. Yipee.
17. I still don't have lice even after being on Lanai (health house) duty - phew.
18. A kanaka is a fairy according to Aloha but means servant in another language.
19. I don't know how to canoe but thankfully I don't need that skill (see 15)
20. Hot days + walk-in = fantastic
21. When it comes to food people resort ot their tribal insticts - run, catch then eat.
22. I can run faster than a 13 year old.
23. Making girls run suicides is a great way of making them shut up when they are annoying you in tennis.
24. Cheese is awesome.
25. People put peanut butter on their knees when they go on trips - weird.
26. Full grown woman painted all green is highly entertaining
27. Rolling down hills with rocks on it is not good for me.
28. I bruise easily.